jordanbenn:

If this ever rolls my way I’m not sure if I would scream in excitement or sheer terror [x]

(via bruinssoxpats)

I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.

Unknown   (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: southerngirlk, via littleballofhate63)

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

(via littleballofhate63)

kingoftheniall:

there are 7 wonders of the world and zayn malik is all of them

(Source: kingoftheniall, via kingoftheniall)

me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via whoredinarygirl)

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: queerhound, via whoredinarygirl)

holytate:

at mcdonald’s: please give the chef my compliments

(Source: koolaicl, via officialpatrickkane)

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

penis-hunger-games:

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

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There we go.

(Source: winter-soldier, via officialpatrickkane)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via boston-caleb)